However, unless it's accompanied by cash I'm usually a prick about it. Nonamedufus: Dude.that was a looong trip for the cymbal crash. Jill: That's because the average time for success is 21 minutes. Greeneyezz: I would take the hairball over previously eaten dog food any day. Speaking: Great suggestion.nothing like having a nice gooey lawn come spring.īuzzrd: Walking the dog would constitute exercise and I shall have no part in such a thing. Meleah: Don't make that mistake ever again. OB: Poop Feet would be a great name for a rock band.īecky: What place has no trees? You live in the ocean? Are you a mermaid? and get eaten by coyotes and need to be replaced. That fortune cookie would have come in handy.ĬatLady: It's like 'Saving Private Ryan' but with shit instead of Nazis.Īnonymous: where's the challenge in THAT?! There's a visual I didn't need this morning.ĭK: The day Clay does roids, cheats on his wife, bangs Madonna and swats away a baseball like a little bitch, I'll see your point.Īnd good luck with Detroi.oh. Peach: Thanks for sharing the lovely poop in pants tidbit. Well.there goes my idea for conserving water this winter.ĭon: if we didn't go barefoot now, our barefooting season in New England is roughly 4 days long.Įd: I'd rather scrape shit out from my toes than in between the little ridges on the bottoms of my sneakers.īird shit: wouldn't have this issue if you had a dog. Might not want to have a glass of water at my house. Payback is a bitch.Ĭhristina: I pick it up and then chuck it over the fence into the river. How will I continue "creepy old neighbor" mode then? Gauche: Like I want people near my house. Kylsp: plethora? do you even know what a plethora is? I'd hate for you to tell me that I have a plethora.and you don't even know what plethora means. Maybe I'll just invite some of those stupid friggin' leaf-peepers over the house and wait for those stupid bastards to yell, "OH, JESUS!! I STEPPED IN CRAP!!" Maybe I'll start feeding her Chinese food. I wish my dog would make it easier for me, though.
Here.here's one you may fare better with. but instead of a diamond it's just a big, giant, squishy pile of dogshit. There's nothing better than going blind searching barefoot (yes.barefoot) through a pile of friggin' leaves like you were searching for diamonds and then realizing that OH.OH I JUST STEPPED ON A DIAMOND !!!. (click to enlarge.that's what she said)īecause it's all stuck to the bottom of my goddamn foot, that's why. Here is a photo of a bunch of leaves in my yard. and finding said dog shit becomes an effort in detective work. In the summer or winter, this is fine.because I can find the poop pretty easily.Ĭover said poop now with 15 million goddamn leaves of all different shades of brown, green, red, brownish red, greenish red, taupe (taupe?!). My dog has run of the yard.which is okay because she tends to launch her turds over near my back fence. It's like the corn is peering into my very soul. My poop remains large with bright red stripes (I should probably have that checked out) and stares at me from my own toilet. So not only does the onset of Fall bring out those idiots, but it also brings about this phenomenon: " just occurred to me that we've driven more than 3 hours to look at a red leaf." How does this NOT make you sit back and go: I hate this not ONLY because it brings throngs of dipshits through my state with the sole purpose of looking at leaves. when the weather in New England starts to get cold, the leaves change color and begin falling off the trees. If you were thinking anything other than #4, then you don't know me very well.
#Sneaky ninja dog full#
You may be guessing that "Fall in New England" brings:ġ) Vibrant Fall foliage bursting through the landscapeĢ) Crisp, fresh apples arriving in the orchardsģ) The farms are full of joyous laughter from children on hay ridesĤ) Mental Poo will have a story about dog shit
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